January 2011
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“Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
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damn i really need some earphones
went 4-0 this weekend, got another penalty and a shutout.
got a sick assist when i sauced it from the top of the crease to the far blue line to my buddy who dangles the shit out of everyone and puts it away.
midterm tomorrow and wednesday.
still sick. plus i’m out of orange juice.
thinking of getting a lacrosse stick to dick around with.
that’s all for now.
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“Never trust anyone without an obvious vice. They’re probably serial...”
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“If you spit in your beer in front of all your friends, you won’t have to...”
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“Get a plunger before you need a plunger.”
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“Always have a backup plan.”
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“Read all the contradicting platitudes in this Tumblr alone, and realize answers...”
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“The meaning of life is to spread love. We are all manifestations of the same...”
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“Never chat with coppers.”
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“If someone ever asks for a “Quick word” immediately respond with...”
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“Never trust a skinny BBQ chef.”
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“You don’t really exist. Nothing does. Your sense of self and free will are...”
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“Do not pursue Lu Bu.”
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“Never reveal the Wu-Tang Secret.”
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“Don’t feel guilty for enjoying your life, no matter how odd it may be....”
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“Learn to perfect the fine art of turning off your brain and staring blankly into...”
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the one night i opt to leave my window a skootch open i wake up feeling like garbage.
COINCIDENCE????
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i like this school. you know that “ole, ole, ole, ole” chant? these fellas replace the “ole” with “i’m drunk”.
its really catchy.
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